Beware if you seek the monster of cock ness. You might just find him...

This gorgeous monster cock is sculpted in iridescent green silicone and shaped like a long necked sea serpent. The shaft gently curves to a smiling, draconic head that nudges delightfully against the G-spot or prostate, while the ribbed, scaly shaft provides delightful stimulation as he plunges in and out of your holes. Super silky and plush over a firm, flexible core, this body-safe silicone dildo features a wide, flared base for safety, and a suction cup that attaches to any smooth, flat surface for hands free fun. The dildo can also be used as a strap-on with a compatible harness.

Whether your Cock Ness Monster is a hydra or sea serpent, and whether you're being penetrated by this lovable beast or plunging into your quivering lover's body, live out your fantasies with this fantasy dildo from Creature Cocks. For best results coat the Cock Ness Monster with plenty of water-based lube before use. Once you're done, wash dildo with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow to dry fully and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You washed up on the shore naked as the day you were born, the morning sun warm on your skin. As you turned back to gaze over the tranquil lake you know that no one will believe your tale. The only option you have is to go out again...